The best sex toy deals at Lovehoney, Zumio, and more

We gathered all the best sex toy deals this week:

Our top picks for the week of Sept. 13:

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Lovehoney

24-Day X Womanizer Couples’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar

$199.99 at Lovehoney (save $331.77)

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The Handy

The Handy Starter Collection

$222.30 at The Handy (save $24.70)

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Zumio

Zumio Iyana

$80 at Zumio (save $55)

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As a person who writes about sex toys for a living, I can definitively say that you can never have too many. I have boxes and boxes of 'em in my apartment, and I don’t plan on stopping anytime soon.

If you feel the same way, but you’re not too excited about paying full price for the latest and greatest, I’ve got some good news: there are hundreds of sex toys on sale this week at Lovehoney, Lovers, and tons of other retailers.

Here are a few I thought were worth a spotlight:

Lovehoney

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Our pick: 24-Day X Womanizer Couples’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar

$199.99 at Lovehoney
$530.70 Save $330.71

 

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Lovehoney is the place to find discounted sex toys. You can often find some pretty high-end brands like LELO and WeVibe for up to 50% off, depending on the week.

Lovehoney has several sales throughout the year, especially during the holidays. Right now, you can get up to 50% off Tracey Cox and Lifelike Lover products (and many others) and up to 30% off LELO toys, including the Smart Wand 2, which is my absolute favorite LELO product. You’ll also get a gift if you spend $79 or more — today’s free toys include a panty vibrator, a remote control cock ring, a finger-ring vibrator, and nipple suckers.

Lovehoney also dropped its ever-popular 24-Day X Womanizer Couples’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar, and it’s on sale for just $199, down from the usual $530.77. It includes a Womanizer Liberty 2 and the We-Vibe Sync Lite, plus a bunch of other goodies like a penis stroker, a jeweled butt plug, massage oil, and more.

The Handy

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Our pick: Starter Collection

$222.30 at The Handy
$247 Save $24.70

 

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OK, fellas, this one's for you. The Handy is an innovative sex toy company created by a guy who realized there wasn't really a good masturbation device for penises on the market. It’s a Norwegian company, and they’re way above the shoddy quality of your typical "pocket pussy" type devices.

Today, you can get the Starter Collection for $222.30. It includes The Handy masturbator, a TrueGrip Gen 2 Sleeve, and a True Grip PRO Band. Everything you need to get the best automated handjob of your life, probably.

The Starter Collection is available directly from The Handy's website. You can also shop The Handy on Amazon, where you’ll see a 14% discount on the Dream Collection and 10% off the Mermaid Collection.

The Handy is also developing a smart vibrator called the Oh! (They’ve already sent me one, so we’ll see if it’s any good.) It’s supposed to sync with music, like your Spotify playlist, and vibrate to the beat. The coolest feature is that you can pair the Oh! with The Handy, so it makes for a cute couple’s experience.

Zumio

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Our pick: Zumio Iyana

$80 at Zumio
$135 Save $55

 

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Zumio is an underrated brand that has some super innovative clitoral vibrators. They look a little bit like a dental tool, with a small, round spinning head that provides very focused, powerful stimulation.

If you’re a clit queen and want to feel something that’s new and different from your standard bullet vibrator, I highly recommend checking out Zumio. (I own the Zumio Xena, but it’s currently sold out.)

Right now, you can get up to 40% off all Zumio products as a part of its Double Trouble Summer Sale. This means the Sadie and Iyana are both on sale for $80, down from the usual $135 price tag. Or, you can get both in a bundle for $189, regularly $270.