I can't really understand why you would want to do that, but it is possible, albeit with a nasty hacky workaround. What you're actually looking for, AFAIK, is a magic property (like the someArray.length property).
var foo = {val:'foo'};
foo.length = (function(that)
{
return function()
{
return that.val.length;
}
})(foo);
//at this point foo.length(); returns 3, but still requires parentheses
//so, build another closure, and assign a valueOf method to the lenth method:
foo.length.valueOf = (function(method)
{
return function()
{
return method();//call the length method
}
})(foo.length);
console.log(foo.length +1);//logs 4
foo.val += 'bar';
console.log(foo.length);//logs 6
//BUT:: be carefull!!
alert(foo.length);//coerces to string, we haven't redefined the toString method, so the function code will be alerted
alert(foo.length + '');//alerts 6
This is just to show you that, yes it is theoretically possible, but please, please, don't use this kind of overly polluted hacks... I haven't thoroughly tested this, but ATM, I've already noticed that console.log(foo.length); can return a different value, not sure why, yet:
foo = {val:'foo'};
foo.length = (function(that){return function(){ return that.val.length;};})(foo);
foo.length.valueOf = (function(method){return function(){return method();};})(foo.length);
foo.length;//returns 3, great
foo.val += 'bar';
console.log(foo.length);//logged 3 at first, now it's back to logging 6!<-- don't trust this is the conclusion
<object>.newMethod, no magic needed. Otherwise I'm not sure what you want to do... do you want to execute a method without calling it?newMethodinstead ofnewMethod()()necessary/important?<object>.parentNode... where we don't writeparentNode()... onlyparentNode... no()...